Against all odds, Boris beat the bots and snagged a Playstation 5 Digital Edition, and on the day after Christmas he got the email that it was ready for pickup.

Here’s his official unboxing video so you can see WHAT’S IN THE BOX? GAH! WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXX?

Also, you get a REAL clear view why Boris shaves his head and face when we’re NOT in a pandemic.

Did you get a PS5? Are you an XBox person? Don’t give a flying f***? Let him know in the comments.