Even after 2 months of Shelter in Place it was STILL an ordeal just to get asswipe, so we got some on the black market and held a completely fun (and stupid as $#!+) contest.

40 rolls of toilet paper, 2 contestants, and two ridiculous videos for your enjoyment!

Martha Smith was our second contestant, and against all odds (a TEENY basket to catch with and intense winds at the Chico Mall parking lot – which is also why the audio on this one sucks) she still managed to snag MOST of the TP! You can still sign up to play next week (gotta sign up before Thursday 5/27) below:
Arthur Metzke was our first contestant, and both he and Tim NAILED it!