ICYMI: A few weeks ago, Boris did some wildin’ over at the Chico Airport (ALLEGEDLY) and yours truly, Frosty, was seriously concerned that he may end up in some legal hot water.
Serendipitously, there was a new break out star in the world of celebrity lawyers. He’s NOT A CAT. But I hoped secretly that he was cuz that’s really the kind of thing an undercover cat WOULD say.
So I tried to hire this Not A Cat Lawyer for Boris.